One more week until playoffs...

Here's what I know:  Bardey and Trey are getting byes in the playoffs.  Steuber, Larson and I will be taking time off after week 13.  The rest of the potential playoff teams are pieces of half digested corn in a shit salad...equally unappetizing but perhaps good enough to get in (my mouth?  not sure that analogy works).

Teams 3-6 in the standings are as follows:
3.  Pitchman           6-6  1098 pts
4.  Who Dat Ninja  6-6  1058
5.  Hoosgow           6-6   984
6.  Sovic's team       6-6   962

Oddly enough, none of these teams play each other this week, so they are all in control of their own destinies.  If they win, they're in the playoffs.  Since it's rivalry week, we're playing the same teams we did in week 1 Sorry Viche, this really fucking blows for you (he gets to be thrashed by the Dois).  I also happen to think White Mamba  will bounce back from his heart breaking loss to Pitchman last week and spank some Hoosgow.  So, now that we've established that the chances of all 4 of these 6-6 teams winning in week 13 is about the same as Joe's kid ending up normal, we have to look at the next 3 teams in the standings:

7:  Try my product            5-6-1  1005 points
8. I am Milton Waddams  5-7      1078 pts
9.  Caesar live here?         5-7        966

The thing that pops out the most is that Lenny's team is good.  He's got a shit ton of points.  If he beats Blick, he probably gets in (as long as beb or another of the 6-6 teams lose).    Beb has that dangling tie that immediately vaults him infront of any 6-7 team as long as he wins.  I plan on making sure that doesn't happen.  Dekker...you're probably not getting in, but you're 5-7 (same as Lenny), and I didn't want you to feel left out, especially with a cornhole follow through that beautiful.

Good luck in week 13, and as I think beb mentioned to me (update...it was dois who said it):  I can't wait to see Lenny and Blick revive their amazing tension filled rivalry.