Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Week 3...the first half

Well, fuck. I can't believe I lost to Joe and Trey in consecutive weeks. I'm a broken man. I've got nothing left to say. Also, if you take the time to read these, go ahead and comment on something. For those of you who don't read your email, here's Trey's writeup of our game:

Death Becomes Her (70) vs. White Mamba (108)
After coming off a painful loss to the hated Hoosgow, one would have thought that the Commish would have been focused and ready to play. In week 2, Death Becomes Her went for 69 (a nice number for the bedroom, not for the fantasy field) In Week 3, team moribund managed to only bleed out one more point, narrowly escaping the dubious honor of lowest scoring team - which this week went to Hoosgow. Will's only highlight was a good game by a second rate quarterback, Jason Campbell. In contrast, White Mamba (high scorer of the week) had a balanced attack with 6 players in double digits. White Mamba was also led by his quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who unlike Jason Campbell is a solid starting quarterback. The Commish faces Dekker in Week 4 where he will hope to end his losing streak. Unfortunately, according to top Yahoo analyst he is unlikely to do so.

So, Trey's a dick.
Here's the rest:

Fire Al Groh 88 I am Milton waddams 75
Well, bardey is now the only team with a "0" in his record. Congrats, Mr. Undefeated. 88 isn't a great total, but it was enough against Leonardo delackio. Bardey's highest scorer was a TE (Celek with 17), but his balanced attack had 5 guys score in double figures. Lenny had shit except for Philip Rivers (17) and MJD (32). Going into Monday night, Lenny could have beaten dois. He just needed 15 from Jonathan Stewart (he got 1pt). Bardey's now 3-0, and Lenny's one of the seven teams sitting at 1-2 (I love parity).

Try my product 84 Hoosgow 63
Beb earned his first win this year against the hated hoosgow, and successfully revenged the stunning defeat of his fellow Austinite (thanks). Beb was led by his favorite frenchman, Pierre Thomas, with 25 pts. Kurt Warner (whose feelings have been hurt quite a bit with beb's constant reminders of his accidental draft status) pitched in 14, and Greg Jennings finally showed life with 11. But...Braylon still sucks (3pts). Bad pick. Joe, I'm happy to see you lose this week. Schaub did well, but that's about it. Oh, and Westbrook didn't play, but you still started him. Nice coaching. I'd try to make fun of you more, but I lost to you last week, and that damn picture of you and Santino is fucking cute.

I'll finish the rest later, the Phillies are trying to clinch against the Astros. But I want to say one last thing. I know my team is shit in uber (always), but I've really enjoyed this year. Other than Dois's great start, we have a fuck load of parity in this league. And the emails have been great. Keep it up, bitches.


1 comment:

Commandant Lassard said...

i feel like every week my write-up is in part 2.

nice job on the write-up, trey.

i was hanging with joe and the boy last week and foolishly using the anglo "thomas." so lame. i'm definitely using santino from here out out. unless of course you're referring to a picture of joe and james caan from the godfather being cute. but that seems unlikely.